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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

maybe one of the best things to say in these cases is "i don't suck dick, i bite"

like it gets a certain point across just fine. namely that if they try to intimidate you that's not gonna go good for them.