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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Through your body with nippleclamps?

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd need a couple more volunteers to make sure all signals have the same delay.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Ugh... Fine... Let's get started.