Entrepreneur

I'd like to pick my ass with my fingers, and then smell my fingers, but my arms are too short. I created some arm lengthening products specially designed to pick my ass and allow me to smell them - the tips of the arm products, at the false fingers, were some materials to maximize the collection of the stinky.

They worked perfectly around the problem I had.

I went to work, I massed produced them and came up with the original name of "Butt Picker^TM"

I poured in millions of dollars into this groundbreaking product. People say business is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration, well I poured in perspiration. I spend millions on getting the best operations person, the best marketing person, the best salespeople, the best CFO. I kept the business afloat for 3 years, because I believe in the maxim 99% perspiration.

Unfortunately, we never sold one Butt Picker^TM

I solved the problem I was having and got a solution, but alas and alack, nobody else picks their ass and then smells their fingers afterwards, I guess. Just me.