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If you were a Director of a remake movie and a Producer told you to stick a chick in it and make her gay, which actress would you choose? (alien.top)
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If you were a Director of a remake movie and a Producer told you to stick a chick in it and make her gay:

  1. What movie are you remaking?

  2. Which male character would you replace?

  3. What actress would you replace him with?

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[–] bolivar-shagnasty@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

  • The Last Temptation of Christ starring Leslie Jones as Jessica Christ.

  • The Godfather starring Awkwafina as Michaela Corleone

  • Taxi Driver starring Amy Schumer as Tammy Bickle

  • No Country for Old Men starring Gwynyth Paltrow as Antoinette Chigurgh

  • Apocalypse Now starring Sonequa Martin Greene as Brianne Willard

[–] TheycallmeThey@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Thats fuckn awesome! especially Jessica Christ

[–] chaoslord13@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Gwynyth Paltrow as Antoinette Chigurgh made me LOL

[–] Pale-Letterhead-9503@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I would watch 3 sequels and a 5 part rock opera of the first one