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If you were a Director of a remake movie and a Producer told you to stick a chick in it and make her gay, which actress would you choose? (alien.top)
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If you were a Director of a remake movie and a Producer told you to stick a chick in it and make her gay:

  1. What movie are you remaking?

  2. Which male character would you replace?

  3. What actress would you replace him with?

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[–] EdwinQFoolhardy@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Replace ET with Scarlet Johansson.

[–] Prof_Tickles@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

  1. Halloween

  2. I’d replace Michael Myers

  3. Anna Kendrick will play…MICHELLE MYERS 😂

[–] Neko_boi_Nolan@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I’d try remaking Creature of the black lagoon

That swamp monster has always been a staple of classic horror movie monsters but has never been given any attention in film recently

And I guess I’d cast Tessa Thompson as the lead role. IDK

[–] WendigoCrossing@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

  1. Men in Tights

  2. Cary Elwes (Robin Hood)

  3. Sigourney Weaver

[–] ImNoSir@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Predator, and I’m replaying Carl weathers with Helen hunt

[–] bolivar-shagnasty@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

  • The Last Temptation of Christ starring Leslie Jones as Jessica Christ.

  • The Godfather starring Awkwafina as Michaela Corleone

  • Taxi Driver starring Amy Schumer as Tammy Bickle

  • No Country for Old Men starring Gwynyth Paltrow as Antoinette Chigurgh

  • Apocalypse Now starring Sonequa Martin Greene as Brianne Willard

[–] TheycallmeThey@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Thats fuckn awesome! especially Jessica Christ

[–] Pale-Letterhead-9503@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I would watch 3 sequels and a 5 part rock opera of the first one

[–] chaoslord13@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Gwynyth Paltrow as Antoinette Chigurgh made me LOL

[–] Zeqhanis@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Indiana Jones series, Scarlett Johansson? Eh. But, it would probably just end up getting compared to Tomb Raider.

[–] countastrotacos@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Hmm I'm gonna go with The Devil's Advocate and just switch Charlize and Keanu

[–] TheCthaehTree@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

American Pie with Amy Pohler (as harry potter) as stifler

[–] Free-Lifeguard1064@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Rob Schneider Hot Chick Barbara Streisand … dressed as Rob Schneider in hot guy!

[–] BatofZion@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Passengers, I would replace Chris Pratt with Lena Headey as the dommy mommy.

[–] theoryslostshoe@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Back to the Future starring Kate McKinnon as Doc Emelia L. Brown

[–] chriskwi02@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Jurassic Park but the dinosaurs are replaced with gay chicks that are lame. The T-Rex? Amy Schumer

[–] jibsand@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Columbo played by Natasha Lyonne

... actually that would totally work uhhh

[–] UserWithno-Name@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I mean, let me have a super steamy (long…plz) scene with Florence Pugh and any moderately attractive actress ever like idk. I’m all game.

[–] LjvWright@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Men in Black, J, with Tessa Thompson…..👍