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Eww, ranch
most ranch is trash, but have you ever had uncle dan's? It's pretty good
The only Uncle Dan I know is a pedo. Thankfully he never made me taste his ranch.
i'm sorry you had the displeasure of knowing someone with those predilections. on topic, there's a really good dip company called uncle dan's. we get packets of spice mixes (like, for ranch dressing. just add sour cream or mayo or whatever. great for veggie platters) from them. I first had their ranch up in Oregon and they are my go-to ranch when I am not making my homemade buttermilk ranch (about equal parts buttermilk and mayo, get the right consistency for your dressing, then add the following spices to taste: garlic powder, onion powder, dried parsley, and a teensy pinch of salt. i think that's it but it's my mom's recipe and my wife makes it the best out of all of us). i am the dip queen of the family and this is The One Dip they get better than me it is my white whale.
I will have to take your word for it. I've tried many a ranch dressing that people swore was the best ranch and even people who don't like ranch will like this ranch. I've never liked any of them. At this point it's probably part of my identity.
But I'm glad you enjoy it.
The difference is generally making it fresh versus buying it in a bottle.
I've had homemade ranch before. Still tastes like ranch, which is the problem for me.
Excuse me but I have a really, really shitty degree in economics and tastes and preferences are only allowed to differ when you do a kickflip
I do a kickflip every time I try ranch.
it better be the sickest kickflip or you have to start liking it. i didn't make the rules, john economics adams did
Your opinion is bad.