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I finally figured out how to track window velocity, so I used user32.dll to forcefully unclick my mouse and shatter the UI as a "punishment". (programming.dev)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by FunnyCoder@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 92 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Lmaooo insanely high quality shitpost

[–] FunnyCoder@programming.dev 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks lol! I spent way too much time reading old Win32 documentation just to make a joke app, so I'm glad the "API abuse" is being appreciated yike. 〒▽〒

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is fucking glorious

[–] FunnyCoder@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

Glad you like it! My goal was to make the most technically impressive mistake of my career. There’s something deeply satisfying about watching a Chrome window turn into a pile of physics-accurate garbage.