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I finally figured out how to track window velocity, so I used user32.dll to forcefully unclick my mouse and shatter the UI as a "punishment". (programming.dev)
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[โ€“] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm installing the 2$ version on my grandparent's computer.

[โ€“] FunnyCoder@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago

Grandpa: "Dear, why did my Excel spreadsheet just turn into glass and scream at me?" ๐Ÿ’€