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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is the middle hoop for holding the fleshlight?

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Looks like the ejector switch. Imagine trying to scratch your balls mid-mission and immediately shooting out of the plane pulling break-your-fucking-spine Gs.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Better than ripping your arms off cause they’re sticking out, it’s put there to make you tuck your shoulders in but pilots who’ve ejected do have measurable spinal compression.