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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Simultaneously press the "launch sidewinder" button and F9 after turning the plane off and on mid-flight. Try not to aim at a place where people live. Then run "sfcscan /now" and kindly report back to me about the same.

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