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[–] Feyter@programming.dev 222 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No one can exit vim. It's simply not possible.

There are even legends that the devil himself was onced tricked into opening vim and is stuck there since.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 108 points 4 days ago (3 children)

That explains the many vim enthusiasts that don't want any other editor. They simply can't exit the vim instance they once accidentally opened...

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Eagles called it Hotel California.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

"We are all just prisoners here of our own device"
So true, so true.

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Stockholm Editor

[–] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Vimmer here, this one's right: I've been stuck since 2003.

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"... and that's why I need you to take the power plant offline."

[–] plyth@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago

“… and that’s why I need you to take the power plants offline.”

For those who don't live in the US and have an electical grid with more than one power plant.

[–] debil@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago