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another windows zeroday, the repo text is hilarious (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's a reason why Isolated Networks are big money these days. Everyone expects their shit connected to the internet will be hit eventually and anyone that thinks they are safe are probably already being hit.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

anyone that thinks they are safe are probably already being hit.

Is that the IT Sec version of "If you think you're never wrong, you already are"?

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I probably should have used the analogy my VD doctor gave me, "If you keep dippin your tip even with the best of protection on you'll eventually find a walking biohazard that even I can't bring you back from."