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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon needs a good response (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I use all these techniques to get out of paying for prostitutes.

(Just kidding I can't afford prostitutes)

[–] liuther9@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Why pay if you gave her pleasure too

[–] shynoise@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Guys I'm not sure if this person is just kidding