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[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

The thing is, if I were a twin-fucking-twin, and some greasey netizen came up asking if I and my twin where interested a (2*1+1)some, my first reaction would not be that this is a person I trust enough to share my intimate desires with even if those desires were aligned.