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I am surprised at the amount of genuine discussion this meme has provoked here.
this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2026
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This has the same energy as those guys who go on niche hobby forums looking for "easy steps" thinking they're going to get rich quick doing something that takes years to refine, but actually they will end up buying the wrong chemical or some shit and end up disfigured for life after inhaling the deadly gases that the "nerds" online repeatedly warned them about
"So, any takers?"
Well to be fair to the guy the first step would be to find a set of twins. It won't help him at all but that would be the first step.
The first step is to level up your attraction levels. Status, money, fame, power, and let’s not forget physical attraction.
The first step is to learn basic social skills so he doesn't make said twins disregard him the moment he meets them. First impressions are important.
That’s crazy - I’m a pair of twin sisters who like to have sex with other, but what we’d really like is to find a guy with absolutely no social skills or sexual experience to join us, and not just as a one-off thing but on an ongoing relationship basis.
Lowered expectaaations...
Nice, how many of my credit card numbers do you need?
This feels like one of those "I've never kissed a girl before, but I've watched a lot of porn" fantasies that works great in your head and horrible in practice.
Feel free to turn down as many hot twins that want to have a threesome as you want mate
Every time I deliver a pizza to the posh kid's neighborhood, there's inevitably a pair of 19 year old twins wearing lingerie, covered in whipped cream, whom I've interrupted in the middle of a pillow right. And I have to tell them "No no no, there's no other way to pay me. I only accept cash or plastic."
They were fraternal twins, but I still feel like he'd approve.
Its, ok if its in a threeway
Regardless of ethics, I gotta commend the pragmatism against such an uphill battle
This guys literal pipe dream is more achievable than my groceries because he at least wrote it down
Step one: Become a billionaire
You don’t need that much. Some money is certainly helpful to have though.
If you go to a poor country to find suitable twins and marry them in a country that allows polygamy, you only need modest wealth.
Have they checked the polycule poster?
It's funny that instead of imagining finding people who are actually into that, anon defaults to the frog boiling manipulation approach
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Eh idk make a lot of money or lower your standards and find two drug addict sisters who wont give a fuck, or I guess do both to maximize success rate.
Well, i do know someone who married a guy with a brother. Cheated with the brother, divorced the guy, then married the brother. Oh, and kids are involved. Say hi to Uncle Daddy!
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Step 1: be rich. Like, rich enough that you could buy twins into doing that and still have money left to keep them
There was a story circulating a few years ago about a pair of twins who strive to be “the most identical twins in the world”, which includes sharing a fiancé and timing their pregnancies for the same date. It is not mentioned whether they bang each other though (not something I care to speculate about lol).
I suppose the first step to making the OP’s fantasy possible would be having massive amounts of money.
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