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[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

He doesn't need all chicks though. He just needs that one chick with a twin sister that's down for a threesome. I'm close to 100% certain those twins exist, given that you have enough cash.

I'm not meaning to judge anyone, I'm just pointing out that there are plenty of people that are willing to stretch their personal boundaries for cash. OP just needs to find those people.