Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 1 day ago by Elilol@fedinsfw.app to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What’s brown and runny?

Spoiler

Usain Bolt

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What’s pink and slippery?

Spoiler

A pink slipper

[–] J92@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The one I've heard is: What's about a foot long and slippery?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Spoiler

A slipper

That’s a good one

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What’s blue and smells like red paint?

Spoiler

Blue paint

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 2 points 1 day ago

Lol

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 2 points 1 day ago

Loll jajajaja