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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

The first step is to level up your attraction levels. Status, money, fame, power, and let’s not forget physical attraction.