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Fixing her (feddit.dk)

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[–] OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If she was to dye her hair blonde and dressed like a Russian model maybe drumpf might be attracted to her and well you know...... solve a few of the US's problems.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

A cleaned-up quote from comedian Eddie Griffin...

"Have you 🤬 seen this 🤬 First 🤬 Lady?! 🤬gotta "perfect record". Don't tell me that this ain't KGB's most successful spy m🤬f🤬 to-date. Look at her eyes 🤬 got that fifty yard stare! Ni🤬, don't know where the body's buried. 🤬🤬🤬 knows where ALL the 🤬 bodies are buried. 🤬And that white n🤬 married her."