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[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 220 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Women in men dominated field πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 months ago (3 children)

She could've made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.

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[–] inkblade@lemmy.world 98 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How would you know if you don't try?

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They could have tried already and failed.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can't prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they "tried and failed"

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (4 children)

If women can swoon over serial killers, why not men over hitwomen

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[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago
[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

She was arrested in connection to the murder of her boyfriend, i would say that counts as tried and failed.

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

He ain't me

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[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 88 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't want to fix her, I want her to make me worse

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[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 84 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

And Killing Eve

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah.... I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there's a chance I'm going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 67 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

No one escapes the glass ceiling.

[–] anugeshtu@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

They probably need some high paid women as "executives"

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 64 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago

I don't want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.

[–] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 44 points 3 months ago

Fucking monsters.

I love her just the way she is.

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Can I ask her to fix some billionaires tho

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The women in the photo is allegedly not "La MuΓ±eca" she is Nayeli Paola SuΓ‘rez and had no criminal records.

TLDR: There is a chance...

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 31 points 3 months ago

Skill issue?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 27 points 3 months ago

Don't worry, i'm a mechanic.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What needs fixing? Why was she caught?

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing.

"Yes, officer. I am her lawyer. I need to give her these papers and this hand-drawn map describing her legal exit strategy."

𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕀 𝕝𝕒π•₯𝕖𝕣..

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago
[–] Reisen@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago

i would make her worse

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Aubrey Plaza biopic in the works

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[–] helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, can somebody explain what's wrong with her that could potentially need to be fixed?

[–] rwrwefwef@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No-one's perfect.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago

She was killing the wrong people?

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

I can fix her

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sydney Bristow lives rent-free in my head. We both use the same bank branch, the same grocery store lane, visit the same yogurt hut, enjoy ube ice-cream straight outta the carton. And discover we have the same hobby of expensive tactical flashlights.

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago

I think she is the Fixer

[–] canniest_tod@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

I was hoping she could fix me.

[–] Redvenom@retrolemmy.com 13 points 3 months ago

I think I can do it

[–] KatherinaReichelt@feddit.org 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That news is from December 2024. So why are you posting this in April 2026?

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is becoming a problem online in general. Just yesterday there was an article from Android Central making the rounds on the front page of Lemmy about iFixit and Kobo entering into a partnership. Except that partnership was entered into 2 1/2 years ago.

[–] plz1@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That was recently relevant in the wake of Amazon bricking older Kindles, I think.

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[–] KatherinaReichelt@feddit.org 10 points 3 months ago (8 children)

It's a known method of those repost-karma-farming bots on reddit to simply repost older content. We might run into the same issues here on Lemmy.

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[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 16 points 3 months ago

Maybe because it's not /breakingnews?

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago

This doll wants to play…with you πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Whats to fix? Probably got a great cacaine hookup, can win any fights someone picks with me.

Wouldnt be surprised if she fucked like a psycho.

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