I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2026
168 points (96.2% liked)
Funny
14738 readers
1195 users here now
General rules:
- Be kind.
- All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
- Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
- No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
- Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.
Fucking monsters.
I love her just the way she is.
I don't want to fix her, I want her to make me worse
Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰
She could've made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.
More like Asami in Audition...
chi chi chi chi
GIRL POWER!
i would make her worse
How would you know if you don't try?
They could have tried already and failed.
You can't prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they "tried and failed"
If women can swoon over serial killers, why not men over hitwomen
Amateurs
What needs fixing? Why was she caught?
She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing.
Skill issue?
Women say “I can fix him!”
Men say “I ain’t sticking my d*** in crazy!”
Don't worry, i'm a mechanic.
This doll wants to play…with you 🔪🔪🔪
You don’t know who you’re dealing with, don’t ever tell me what I can’t do!
DON’T EVER TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T Do!
Protect the dolls