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I wouldn’t push a woman down the stairs, but I could see myself writing an essay on why only dumb people can tolerate loud noises and that being loud should be made illegal.
can confirm, am dumbasses, like loud noisy music
loud noisy music actually doesn't bother me as much as say, quiet, crinkly plastic being wrapped/unwrapped.
you'd have my vote
Everyone get in here, we're voting on essays!
And my axe!
Hey I think you tried to store json in a string field
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