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Claude-powered AI coding agent deletes entire company database in 9 seconds — backups zapped, after Cursor tool powered by Anthropic's Claude goes rogue (www.tomshardware.com)

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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

LLMs can’t ’go rogue’, as that would require innate coherence and intent.

They’re explosively imprecise, statistically luke-warm grey goo extrusion sphincters of historical sewage.

Anyone who deploys one without supervision deserves everything it excretes, and anyone impressed by it enough that it resembles intelligence to them is betraying their limited natural capacity.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

mmm gray goo

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I don't know if you are correct or not.... But you said it well.