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[–] dumples@piefed.social 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is it lube for unicorns or lube made out of unicorns?

Either way I want it

[–] TheWizardOfOdd@fedinsfw.app 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Both.

Alchemists have long tried and failed to replicate natural unicorn lubrication for those who can’t produce enough on their own so they eventually developed a method to harvest the real thing. It‘s usually diluted quite a bit to make it more affordable but for the right price, you can get it pure.

(Yeah, no chance I would post this on my main account)

[–] dumples@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

Logging into your porn alt to comment about unicorn lube. What a world we live in

Turns out, it's both!