Alchemists have long tried and failed to replicate natural unicorn lubrication for those who can’t produce enough on their own so they eventually developed a method to harvest the real thing. It‘s usually diluted quite a bit to make it more affordable but for the right price, you can get it pure.

(Yeah, no chance I would post this on my main account)

[–] dumples@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

Logging into your porn alt to comment about unicorn lube. What a world we live in