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Don't pay for AI, frame your questions like you want Maccas. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by slazer2au@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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I stole this from LinkedIn.

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[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In that case it'd be a pretty big issue for Microsoft if something leaks from there.

Leaks happen out of MS products all the time.

But it seems to always turn out to be "user error" of course.

When MS really fucks up, it seems like it's big news in the Linux communities here, and basically doesn't make the news elsewhere.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Aw no, darn it! Nameless Junior Engineer/intern/contractor lost all your data to the open web and a forced update corrupted your C: Drive...Again! Such a shame. Anyway you're gonna love what's new in M$ 365 / Azur€ / Gam£₱a$$ / Window$ €£€V€N / ¢o₱i£ot..."

--Micro$£o₱, every time