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WHY YOU LITTLE! (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 week ago (4 children)

How do you know you are not in one right now, and could Zap out at any second?

[–] CodiUnicorn@programming.dev 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait... Oh. Oh no. That's why everything that's happening feels like a fever dream. I'm living in a meme from the 23rd century!

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sometimes I'll say "Computer! End simulation." Just to check.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Unable to comply. Insufficient user permissions.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Think I was happier not getting an answer.

[–] Czele@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Of course You dont have necessary permissions. You're just an npc lol

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

So was Moriarty, Pinky.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

Does he know?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 1 points 1 week ago

This incident will be reported.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Surely Trump has to be an implant meme

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

You went back to the carpet store?!

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, present day does kind of feel worse than falling for ten thousand gears through a sea of knives.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

How dare you! King orange orangutans Trump will have your head!