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[โ€“] wheezy@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Comrade bunny. If you can't take May Day off - break the production branch and don't look at your email until Monday.

[โ€“] bisby@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Rule #1 of shipping code: never be around for the fallout. Do not stick around after clicking deploy.