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So are avocados. The creature that was supposed to eat avocados whole is long gone.
I am very alive right here
You're eating them whole? Impressive.
Just make sure you defecate in the woods as nature intended!
Passing an avocado seed seems rough but doable. I don't know though, and I wouldn't want to find out the hard way.
Have you seen the size of the average butt plug? If the seed stays smooth and slimy in transit (debatable), I don't think it would be too difficult to pass. I'd be most worried about getting it through some of the kinks in the intestine.
Yeah that's part of what I don't know about. Or other transition points, like exiting the stomach. Not to mention actually swallowing it.
I've never thought to compare the sizes of those particular two objects... but now I'm sure there is someone out there considering some very kinky and unsanitary actions.
How do you add a flared base to an avocado seed? Asking for a friend.
Gotta use your pocketknife to whittle it.
Pope style
the great sloths are who we can thank, and some of the massive holes they dug for burrowing are still around
Thanks for this! Some article on this info
Millennials are still here though.
It'd be a lot cooler if we weren't this shit sucks
Evacuating the seed sounds fun.
About as fun as eating an avocado whole, probably.
Avocacuation
nature’s anal beads
Yeah I haven’t been able to afford them for a hot minute