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[–] webkitten@piefed.social 36 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

They're gonna be shocked to find out that Jesus shared his body with 12 other men.

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

One of which spent an awful lot of time literally cuddling Jesus.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Kissing Jesus on the cheek is totally not gay my dudes! In face, if you wanna kill people who are like Jesus, just kiss em on the cheek! That'll show the police officers that you're an American born cisgender hetero white dude who is totally not gay and will send Trump haters to die./s

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

That one kid during communion "is this part of Jesus' penis?".