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[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Does the handle part vibrate too? Asking for a friend.

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Your friend should just buy a vibrator. Or 50 at the price of this knife.

Your friend is a pervert. I like them.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Anything's more fun with a knife involved.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

Instructions unclear. Oh no.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago