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[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

The vibrator knife combo is such a stupid fucking idea, just buy a really nice knife that doesn’t let food stick and sharpen it often. It would be cheaper and far easier than this garbage

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah but then you wouldn't be using technology from Star Wars spinoffs

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

feel like that’s a bit different since one’s a weapon in a space opera fantasy series and this is an irl cooking cutting knife x)

[–] invictvs@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, but then how would I get my "personalised experience" while dicing onions? What about the assistant using cutting edge AI technology to tell me how to chop the carrots?

[–] eepydeeby@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago

Heheheh cutting edge 🥁🥁💥