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The vibrator knife combo is such a stupid fucking idea, just buy a really nice knife that doesn’t let food stick and sharpen it often. It would be cheaper and far easier than this garbage
Yeah but then you wouldn't be using technology from Star Wars spinoffs
feel like that’s a bit different since one’s a weapon in a space opera fantasy series and this is an irl cooking cutting knife x)
Sure, but then how would I get my "personalised experience" while dicing onions? What about the assistant using cutting edge AI technology to tell me how to chop the carrots?
Heheheh cutting edge 🥁🥁💥