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[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you tried praying to it?

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was it written in holy C?

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No java

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

That doesn't sound even remotely holy.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

No java sounds like the best first choice in selecting a language