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Hello, all you proto-Techpriests! (media.piefed.social)

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[–] rozodru@piefed.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

it'll get to that point. and then the ONE guy left who DOES know how to fix all of it and actually write things will be placed on a golden throne and then will decide "lol I ain't telling any of you shit."

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

They'll hook him to a billion machines to make him functionally immortal and declare him Emperor.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't be surprised then if "people" would cast machine rituals and spray some incense to have a door open.