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Can we at least get cocaine back in the soft drinks?

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[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Dude...have you had a Monster? Those things are basically liquid cocaine.

[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

*laughs in adhd*

Yeah, I like to have one every once in a while so I can take a nap.

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Well, as someone who also had adhd (and has snarfed my fair share of rails), coke has the same effect. I could do a fat line and then go straight to sleep.

[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

There's a reason Adderall is the way that it is ;)

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does getting tired from energy drinks mean adhd? I have the same reaction with coffee unless i drink enough to have my legs shaking like im juiced up on meth.

[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

Idk if it's indicative of ADHD, but i know that many neurodivergent people report a unique, or even paradoxical relationship with stimulants (myself included, obviously).

However, standard disclaimers apply: this is anecdotal evidence, I'm not a doctor, and definitely not your doctor. Check with them, there are usually quick easy screeners available to see if further evaluation is recommended.

[–] meowmeow@quokk.au 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t want fake American cocaine. I want real cocaine.

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, go to South America then, because the shit Americans are doing is basically baby laxative.

[–] meowmeow@quokk.au 4 points 2 weeks ago

It is pretty shitty ;)

[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Dude, have you had cocaine?

If you think that is like liquid cocaine... Oh boy you have no idea what you're missing out.

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I've had plenty. Always made me sleepy.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

And probably less unhealthy than those awful drinks

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my sweet summer child...

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd say worse. I've had drinks with coca and it's much more mellow than a Monster.

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I've done lines in Latin America, and Monsters were way more fucked than anything i snorted there.