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[โ€“] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"knock knock"

"Who's there"

"The interrupting cow"

"The interrupting cow wh.." "MOOOOOOO"

[โ€“] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Immediately pushes FLAGS, CS, and IP onto the stack, clears IF, and jumps to the cow Service Routine at 0x0000:0x0040

I thought of a better version: Immediately stacks everything I'm carrying and jumps on the cow