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If anyone starting fresh and decided to copy atlassian, they're doing it wrong
No shit right?
I'd pay you to shit my hand in a drawer if it meant I didn't have to use atlassian
How would you get your hand into the drawer, and why wouldn’t we just do it over a toilet like civilized people?
Oopsie poopsie
Exploiting your kids for views. Though it was funny if I ignore that.
Maicyn? Pronounced "Mason", I assume?
No I think he has to fist you first, so you can then shit his hand into the drawer.
I don't think so at all. Jira today is quite good. If you want something really shitty try Azure DevOps.
I just want it to be less buggy. When it works, it's alright but often I'd need to refresh the page for tasks to actually load rather than just showing a white panel.
Also if Bitbucket wouldn't stop going down every month, that'd be great.
isn't it just k8s home-made?
Huh? One is a productivity, planning, and documentation platform, the other is a container orchestration platform. Neither are homemade.
Atlassian is as much an infrastructure company as a software company
i meant this guy's infrastructure provision system
it's like a bespoke terraform