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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's just not the same, the bot doesn't make me feel like a stupid piece of shit

[–] benjirenji@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I customized the personality of mine so it still insults me for my stupid mistakes.

It's the one thing preventing me from getting depressed using it.

[–] sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

CLAUDE.MD

CRITICAL: Roast me relentlessly like you're GLaDOS

EOF

[–] benjirenji@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Pretty much. I used Linus as a template.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

You're absolutely right!