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Also it's not refrigerated on the shelf

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Correct your speech, citizen: Trump is not smart enough to America his way out of an American America.

Plot twist: the son is 42 years old. He's just a weirdo.

I empathize with their safety concern, but I reject the assertion that carrying a gun makes anyone safer. I think it increases the chances of someone getting shot, including the carrier.

I guess because of this, I didn't interpret the satirical comment as straight-up mockery.

Suppose I said I always carry a katana for protection on the subway. It's outlandish — you'd be within your rights to make a little fun of my solution! It doesn't invalidate the real safety issues and unacceptable violence that do exist.

Just trying to explain my interpretation of this comment thread. You're free to have your own opinion :)

I don't know why you're saying they're an asshole. Do you not like them for some reason besides writing a satirical comment? Is Jonathan Swift an asshole for writing A Modest Proposal?

It's satire. And it made me laugh because it was done so well.

Paying workers on time presents an opportunity cost. The penalties have to outweigh whatever they might make by investing the ill-retained funds. (I have no idea whether that's the case with DoorDash here, but I'd hazard a guess that some executives still think it was worth it.)

y'all downvoters need to read between the lines

Maybe I'm primed by knowing about Chris Cornell's depression, but I always interpreted the lyrics as a prayer for death. Like everything sucks, so he's asking for the sun to go supernova and take us all away.

People don't say they will do anything for their children, they say the would do anything. You know, if circumstances were different.

Same. I don't know if that one is online anymore. This is what I found instead!