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I swear they are gonna come out with smart socks any day now

With carabiner-attached labubu no less.

(I can't tell for sure, but I hope.)

Goddamn, that's good

To become an KPOP daemon hunter, simply open Konsole on Pop!_OS and run pkill 'd$'.

If their claims are true, it's more like a gun company boasting about their auto-targeting gunbot escaping containment and shooting civilians.

If they're lying, it's just idiotic. Are we supposed to be impressed that you made a dangerous machine and failed to keep the world safe from it?

Logically, I don't think so. They said basically that if something's released, it's in their best interests. So, Released(x) --> BestInterestsOfICE(x).

You can't derive !Released(x) --> !BestInterestsOfICE(x) from that statement.

Unless the coroner is a horse, then it would still be an autopsy

Edit: why did I assume the non-human animal must be a horse?

Have you ever heard of "breaking wind"? Every day, millions of people fart. A single toot is inconsequential, but add them all together and you get weather!

I am shocked that people are willing to pay $70 for a digital download when they can buy a used disc for $10. I get that you're paying for convenience, but it's too much!

It's almost like humans have a biological expectation of privacy when peeing that modern American construction fails to meet.

It's not their fault which Lemmy server they were born into

Surely my phone bill will reflect the hours where I didn't have service, right?