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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon observes redditors (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Not with that attitude!

I could probably suck a thousand cocks in a day. Maybe get a few of them with just hjs.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The theoretical maximum would be 4 hand jobs at once. Supposing one BJ and 4 HJs, and a generous 10 minutes per batch, you could, in theory, get up to 720 in 24 hour period. To get to 1000, you'd need to complete your batches in 7 minutes or less.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 hours ago

Idk my head game is p strong. I bet I could cycle through each group of four in 5 minutes.

Maybe put some porn or something on in the background for the guys so I'm not trying to work them up from nothing.

My biggest worry would honestly just be food and water. I'm a prissy bitch when I haven't eaten and idk if horny me is strong enough to power through. If anything would stop me from getting through all thousand in 24 hours, it'd probably be the french fry break.