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I don't care if shes fucked a lot of dudes. If she's clean, or only has something I'm prep/vax'd against I'd still be down to get with her she's hot as hell.
I only take issue with it being presumably a dumb publicity stunt thing. Like, if she fucked that many guys over the course of a few years it'd just mean she had a really high libido and a desire for variety. But that many in one go? That just sounds unpleasant.
No fucks given about the body-count. Not putting a stop to it at the point it becomes traumatizing AND leaning-in on the trauma in public quotes? I relive all the times I let myself almost-break for a dollar enough in therapy enough, without risking strangers asking me about it or calling me "brave"(as if THAT'S what would happen...) No mistake, good-on-her for following-through if she genuinely wanted to or deemed it that important, but from the sound of it...
... Oh, and let's not pretend society(or even 95+% of women who despise OOP, rightly or otherwise...) would be cool with me being cool with that and still wanting to date Bonnie Blue this side of her-changing-career-paths and me magically having enough money to "fix" her, either. I'm not interested in increasing the number of judgy "I got mine"/aspiring prudes in this world, TYVM.
If it were a man fucking 1000 girls in a day, we'd all celebrate. What's more unattractive than a high body count? Insecurity.
All? Nah, I'd be wearing PPE and calling a health department to give people STD tests and see if a super spreader event just happened, regardless of sex, gender, or orientation.
No way the condoms are having a 100% success rate at the number in a single 24 hours.
No, did you get your idea of gender roles from reading feminist books in the 90's while never having actually set foot on earth's surface from your flying saucer? A lot of men and women would have various kinds of issues if you were a man who fucked 1000 women in one day you fucking space alien.
wow, wow, buddy. this is the internet.
we can't have reasonable and common sense takes here. JUST GENDER RAGE.
should report you for HATE speech, with all this reasonable commentary you have here.
It's absolutely a double standard mate, don't be daft.
tell that to all the women in my life i've dated who think i'm a filthy slut for sleeping with more than a handful of women.
and who had more partners than me. almost as if the double-standard is the person's projected shame.
Doesn't even seem physically possible...
Not with that attitude!
I could probably suck a thousand cocks in a day. Maybe get a few of them with just hjs.
The theoretical maximum would be 4 hand jobs at once. Supposing one BJ and 4 HJs, and a generous 10 minutes per batch, you could, in theory, get up to 720 in 24 hour period. To get to 1000, you'd need to complete your batches in 7 minutes or less.
Idk my head game is p strong. I bet I could cycle through each group of four in 5 minutes.
Maybe put some porn or something on in the background for the guys so I'm not trying to work them up from nothing.
My biggest worry would honestly just be food and water. I'm a prissy bitch when I haven't eaten and idk if horny me is strong enough to power through. If anything would stop me from getting through all thousand in 24 hours, it'd probably be the french fry break.
If we're only counting penetration, it ain't that wild
That's because without a heart exploding amount of drugs, it is not possible.
People just love to be offended by something a random stranger did 10'000 km away.
yeah, but how else am i going to get off on how morally superior I am? by interacting with my neighbors?
1000 in a single day? That's going to be difficult to...
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