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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a gamer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SitD@lemy.lol 12 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

yep, minigames on loading screens.

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2015/12/loading-screen-game-patent-finally-expires

pointless in the age of direct storage and high SSD speeds.

if you've lived before that: corporate thanks you for patiently waiting while counting their unrealized gains and lost potential on spreadsheets and ppts

[–] los0220@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

So minigames when shaders compile?

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Or when waiting in a multiplayer lobby.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

Splatoon was really good at this one