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[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

King Sized Homer: he deliberately gains enough weight to qualify as disabled, allowing him to work from home:

"Hee hee hee. I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas, gas."

Edit: whoever wrote the quote on IMDb couldn't spell. Fixed.

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

OOOOOOH!

Thanks :)