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No touch screens, no telemetry, no cellular modems, no wifi, no apps, no subscriptions, no infotainment.
Hitting the gas in an EV is like filming with a digital camera.
this post was submitted on 18 May 2026
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Yeah. Gas [pedal] is used here in the same way the "save" icon is still a floppy disk.
it's easy and convenient?
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On a broader note, this is a failure of capitalism in which products can never be perfected.
There are sooo many technologies that we fully figured out years ago but they can’t just make it optimal and move on.
This is why we have washing machines using internet for whatever reason.
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I would also like "turn" please
That requires a premium subscription.
One of the most appealing things about Slate motors is that they seem to lack all the telemetry bullshit.
The least appealing thing about them is that Jeff Bezos is a primary investor.
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if you’re american isn’t that the chevy bolt?
The bolt has buttons and no real smart features but it also has an infotainment tablet. It also still has gps and Wi-Fi and whatever else as options, so I don't particularly trust it not to be tracking everything. It's certainly miles better than most of the competition but it's still a modern car.
As I understand it, one of the other advantages of the bolt is that it's fairly easy to disconnect. There's a dedicated fuse you can pull which will disable the telemetry as well as the microphone and a lot of the related infotainment system functions like gps. Or for those who want more of those functions, you can open the panel behind the screen, unplug the antenna, and replace it with with a terminator so that it thinks it's intact but has no signal.
Of course, it will still try to send data home through your phone if you let it. Apparently it can do that through android auto and carplay if they are connected via bluetooth but not over USB.
There are guides to disabling OnStar effectively which should assuage those concerns. Well, for the 23 and older models. Not sure about the new stuff.
A quick terminator on the cellular antenna makes it receive no cell signal - the other features that don't rely on cellular all continue working.
No camera filming me please.
Manual Gears (5 speed)!
Do EVs even have transmissions? I ask this legitimately, I know shit for dick about cars beyond how to change oil
I’d honestly love this. I don’t even care if the stick doesn’t actually switch gears and it can just give me fake engine rev sounds. I just miss driving manual and paddle shifters just aren’t the same.
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Honda-san I beg of you, revist your classic designs and drop an electric motor in to them. You will become more rich
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Gas? No thanks.
I think they meant the pedal.
Yes that's the joke.
Can't even call it a throttle
I guess I'll have to stick with "accelerator"
Dunno what it'll be called when I trade in my motorbike for an electric one someday
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I bought the Kona (2024) and it's the best car I could ask for. It has some smart things of course, but I have no subscriptions, no phone requirement, I mostly just listen to FM radio. It's been the best car I've ever owned.
Features look nice. I guess I'm just gonna have to get over my "crossover" hate and buy a car that looks like a low-top roller skate lol. Was hoping the industry would have moved on from that unfortunate design by now.
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There are quite a few EVs that satisfy those criteria on the market!
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Slate EV
Gas?
Accelerator!
From my point of view the steering wheel and brake pedal are accelerators as well.
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