Dull Men's Club
An unofficial chapter of the popular Dull Men's Club.
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2. Original, Fresh, Meaningful Content.
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Use a search engine, a tradesperson, Reddit, friends, a specialist Facebook group, apps, Wikipedia, an AI chat, a reverse image search etc. to answer simple questions or identify objects. Also see rule 1, “comment baiting”.
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7. Proofread before posting. Use good grammar and punctuation. Avoid useless phrases. Some examples: - starting a post with "So" - starting a post with pointless phrases, like "I hope this is allowed" or “this is my first post” Only share good quality, cropped images. Do not share screenshots of images; share the original image.
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Thank you. I think it deserves a viking funeral by our fleet manager just mumbled something about trade in value.
Just do an impromptu Viking funeral before the tow truck arrives,
Put in neutral release the hand brake, set on fire and push down the road
Couldn't do that. The van belongs to my employer but my entire net worth is in the tools in the back of it. Had to at least get those home and if it told him to bring a u-haul instead of a tow truck then the fire might be a bit suspicious.
Someone will fix it up and use it to give out free candy.
Or 10mm sockets.
Hey, those are mine and I want them back.
Of course.
Surely it's a windowless white van...
No transmission and 500000 miles? There's a reason he is fleet manager and you're not. Sniff. 💩