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[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Fuck, that's nasty.

Which flavor? Napalm Mint™? Yellow Horse Breath? Amethyst Apocalypse?

edit: Now I've got a 3pc band in my head of straightedge Mr. Cleans w/ scrubby-bubble brushstaches in Ned Flanders fit, called The Listerines.