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It's swimming, I would've thought the drugs would help (memes.memedroid.com)

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 64 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

I first read it as "enchanted" and for a fleeting moment I was in a world of magical swimmers until I read further and realised what it actually was. It was just like when I first came across "fantasy football" and thought it was about orcs and wizards playing American football.

We need a Blood Bowl of swimming.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago

Sounds like a blood bath.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I want to live in the world as you imagine it.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

I dunno man, blood bowl is insanely brutal

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Isn't that water polo?

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 points 46 minutes ago

No. No it isn't.

But, damn me if I don't like the way you think.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 8 points 5 hours ago

I was thinking of magic speed boosts and magical hindrance to your opponents in a swim race but if there's a board game version of water polo you can clock people in the head and cast magic I'll take that too lol