Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by spicytuna62@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] 7112@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Took me a second. Nice!

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Took me a smidge more than a second, but I finally got it. Well played, OP.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My egg is cooked trying to figure it out

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Spoiler 1: Hint

A kid would call their dad's new wife "step mom".

Spoiler 2: Answer

A chicken would call her "step hen"

Also nice pun!

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Oh, yeah I never would have got that. Lmao. Thanks

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 5 days ago

I opened the comments to make sure it wasn't an antijoke, read these two comments, read the post again, and then finally got it.