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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 2 points 13 hours ago

Or the guy that suicided himself in his apartment in London, thankfully he was considerate enough to wipe his phone and lock himself in a suitcase in the bathtub after though.