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[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you had Tom Cruise's troubles, you might be Tom Cruise crazy too.

[–] lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You'd flash your big white shiny smile You'd buy expensive shoes

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

But you'd be the only man on Earth, who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise