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[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

TIL I've been Sitmaxxing my entire life. I never miss an opportunity.

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 6 points 1 day ago

I'm liedownmaxxing, not sleepmaxing, just liedownmaxxing.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago

I love sitting so fucking much. 99% of my jobs have been on my feet for the whole day.